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FC Dummy United

FC Dummy United is a modern football club from Dummy City with a complete pathway from academy to senior football.

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Neueste Nachrichten

From the club

Performance report: first 10 matchdays
News20 October 2026

Performance report: first 10 matchdays

A data-led review of expected goals, pressing efficiency, and chance quality in the opening phase of the season.

Cup night at Dummy Park: fan information
News1 October 2026

Cup night at Dummy Park: fan information

Inside analysis room: how Dummy break low blocks
News5 September 2026

Inside analysis room: how Dummy break low blocks

Women's First Team prepare for derby weekend
News28 August 2026

Women's First Team prepare for derby weekend

Academy spotlight: U19 tactical workshop
News20 August 2026

Academy spotlight: U19 tactical workshop

Matchday vlog: 2-1 win over Northcastle FC
News11 August 2026

Matchday vlog: 2-1 win over Northcastle FC

November fixtures announced
News22 May 2026

November fixtures announced

Naechste Spiele

Coming up

MO
2
NOV · 14:00
First TeamvsLakeside FC
MO
9
NOV · 14:00
Northcastle FCvsFirst Team
MO
23
NOV · 15:00
First TeamvsEastford City

Neueste Ergebnisse

How we've been doing

L
Southvale Albion
0:1
First Team
W
First Team
4:1
Oldborough FC
W
Kingsport Rovers
2:1
First Team
D
First Team
2:2
Harbor United
L
Eastford City
0:2
First Team

Kader

Meet the players

Coaching Staff

Management & coaching

Leah Bright

Leah Bright

Fitness Coach

Leads conditioning blocks, return-to-play metrics and load management.

Sam Brooks

Sam Brooks

Kit Manager

Manages equipment operations across all four teams.

Hannah Keane

Hannah Keane

Physio

Sports physiotherapist overseeing injury prevention and rehab protocols.

Rachel Miles

Rachel Miles

Staff

Club operations lead responsible for logistics and matchday coordination.

Ivan Petrov

Ivan Petrov

Goalkeeper Coach

Specialist in distribution under pressure and set-piece positioning.

Graham Porter

Graham Porter

Head Coach

UEFA Pro licensed head coach focused on controlled pressing and fast transitions.

ST

Samppa Toivonen

Staff

Marco Vega

Marco Vega

Analyst

Performance analyst delivering pre-match reports and post-match clips.

Neil Watson

Neil Watson

Assistant Coach

Coordinates weekly micro-cycles and opposition-specific training plans.

Partner

Our commercial partners

Dummy Bank
Redline Logistics
Northport Energy
Crown Nutrition
City Transit
Dummy Bank
Redline Logistics
Northport Energy
Crown Nutrition
City Transit